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A
brontosaurus is a salamander designed to Mil-Spec. |
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A
closed mouth gathers no foot. |
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A
computer is a hole in the desk into which money disappears |
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Advice
is cheap because the supply always exceeds the demand
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Alcohol
& calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive. |
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All
I want is a bit more than I’ll ever get. |
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And
which parallel universe did you crawl out of? |
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Avoid
clichés like the plague |
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Blessed
are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth. |
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Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work
here is done) |
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