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REAL
PROGRAMMERS DON'T DOCUMENT. If it was hard to write, it
should be hard to understand. |
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Talent
is the ability to convince people you have it. |
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The
beatings will continue until morale improves. |
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The
box said “Requires Windows 95 or better.”
So I installed LINUX |
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The
ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Don’t make
me choose. |
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The
problem with getting a life is making the payments. |
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The
universe is a figment of its own imagination.
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Thou
shalt not hassle
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Time
flies when you are sick and psychotic
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Underneath
this rough exterior beats a heart of stone
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